|Thursday, March 19th, 2015|
|Tuesday, May 6th, 2014|
Why is George RR Martin the only person who still regularly updates Livejournal?
|Monday, July 30th, 2012|
|Monday, July 16th, 2012|
|Sunday, January 9th, 2011|
I miss Star Wars Celebration V. Why can't every day be like that?
|Wednesday, February 18th, 2009|
Terry Pratchett received the knighthood.
|Thursday, October 2nd, 2008|
What is everyone doing for Halloween?
|Wednesday, July 9th, 2008|
July 31st marks 3 years lived in Japan. So I guess I will be back in Louisiana some time before August 10th. I'm feeling pretty good about it, but I need some job leads. I will be living with the parents until I get a car and some decent income.
There are lots of movies I need to watch. It'll be good to live in a country where movie tickets aren't $18 each. And even though gas is hella expensive...it's not as expensive as it is in Japan. And I look forward to eating some fresh fruit. No more $5 apples that don't even taste that special.
...and I have missed tall American boys.
|Sunday, July 6th, 2008|
|Saturday, June 14th, 2008|
|Wednesday, June 11th, 2008|
It's rainy season in Japan. I kind of like it. That means it isn't unbearably hot. I have to teach my night class later, so I will probably be irritated by 9PM. I can't wait to stand in front of that class for 2 hours with 27 adults staring at me and not wanting to cooperate.
Chanel Chance smells really good. I rarely use perfume. I like Chanel no. 5 and Vivienne Westwood's Boudoir, but Chanel Chance smells like the lacy unwashed corset of a French whore...it's the good kind. I just googled it and here is the description: "The finest raw materials are brought together in CHANCE: notes of White Musk, Hyacinth and Citron, Pink Pepper, Jasmine, Fresh Vetiver, Orris Absolute and Amber Patchouli. Although familiar, these raw materials are perceived in a completely original way, due to the Unexpected Accord, which gives the fragrance its unique character." It's kind of expensive, though. But that's the way to go if you don't want to smell like one of those obnoxious Vanilla Fields girls. You have no idea how badly I wanted to vomit back in highschool being surrounded by a bunch of girls showered in Vanilla Fields. You shouldn't have to smell someone unless your body is in their primordial bubble, otherwise it feels intrusive. I mean, if you like the scent of vanilla, that's cool, but it doesn't mean everybody else does. Spray it on your pulse-points, not your jacket. I do, however, like how my Pops leaves a trailing scent of Old Spice after he exits the shower...that's just some cool rugged old man shit right there.
Jogging is going well; I hope it will eventually give me the powerful Chun Li thighs I have been dreaming of. One day I will have nice enough legs to be Chun Li for Halloween. Hey, we all have our goals in life!!!!! Laters.
|Saturday, June 7th, 2008|
Dr Ken from the Kims of Comedy says some funny shit, but I dunno if many non-Asians get a lot of his references...especially the ones about Vietnamese people. Oh well--funny to me.
|Tuesday, May 20th, 2008|
|Tuesday, March 25th, 2008|
I'm going to throw a Batman-themed Halloween party this year. Get your shit organized.
|Wednesday, February 27th, 2008|
I have enlightened one of my white friends to the glory that is jasmine rice. I just don't understand people who eat Uncle Ben's and Great Value rice brands. He's still cooking rice on the stovetop, though. I told him to invest in a Zojirushi electric rice cooker. It's the one with flowers and an elephant on it. You all need to get one. Stop cooking your rice on top of the damn stove!!!
|Monday, February 25th, 2008|
|Sunday, February 24th, 2008|
|Thursday, February 21st, 2008|
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
1. The Sandlot
I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling. I can't take it anymore!
2. I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.
3. Don't let me down, kid. You're an American now.
4. Life's cheap. It only takes one bullet... He's no ordinary assassin; I hope we're just looking for one man. If I'm not mistaken, this man is not a cold-blooded murderer.
5. Army of Darkness
Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.
6. May you help me? Suuure. I'd like some Chinese spareribs.
Wow! That's a good question. Tough one though. I mean, what does one gauge his response on: physical powers? Keen detection skills? The ability to banter well with super villians?
8. American Psycho
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
9. Would you just stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that.
10. Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you.
You'd better not be back there jacking off to the Japanese comics, I swear to God...
My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son.
13. The Departed
I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
14. Flight of Dragons
What? Never had gemstones in your craw?
15. No Retreat, No Surrender
But this time it will be different, Russian!
|Saturday, January 19th, 2008|
|Saturday, January 12th, 2008|
|10 sexy fighters
I decided to make a random list of 10 sexy fighters. This list is in no particular order and it's not really a top 10; it was just the 10 I was thinking about as I was looking for images. A special present goes out to anyone who can name all the fighters...except I'll know you cheated if you actually know number 1 and number 7 is tricky.( check them outCollapse )